Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 31, 2023

They’re a normal pair of paranormals.

It’s not like they can reproduce.

The offspring will be somewhat ethereal!

They ended up hitting the sheets.

That is why it is ‘until death do us part’

Casper, the over friendly ghost.

This gives whole new meaning to “Three sheets to the wind”!

“Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lyin’ eyes?”

Well the para you two better split up right now.

Now you see why he ghosted you

Those two are in other relationships, and they’ve just been caught sheeting.

There’s not a ghost of a chance she’ll believe him.

The specter of what I would find in the comments section made me shudder.

He doesn’t have a ghost of a chance she will believe it…

Ghost writers, ghost paramours?…

She can see right through him.

Geez, Louise, it’s purely plutonic.

I’m trying to revive her with CPR.

She caught his eye with her haunting beauty.

He’s up sheet creek now.