I had to think a second on this one. “Mightier than the sword.”
Shakespeare vs the Vikings?
This calls for a PENalty!
Which is why Shakespeare never used any Icelandic sagas as a base for his plays.
look what the pen has done – turned Vikings into characters who wear silly hats with horns
Little did they know that it was a poison pen.
Well he can be like a politician and come up with some edict with that pen to end this battle. That works….right?
The pen is more of a long range weapon.
Well this is a cartoon universe and they might find themselves with two of their more “private parts” dangling just below their noses!
Yeah – that doesn’t work in Russia, either.
Even worse. He has poor penmanship.
Relax boys, it’s only a quill, but watch out he might have a pen…