Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 25, 2023

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    Ratkin  7 months ago

    She laid an egg at her last audition.

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    She’s INTERESTED in playing the piano. But when it comes to the kitchen, she’s COMMITTED!

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    SHIVA  7 months ago

    Yeah, a hundred ways to cook a chicken!!!

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    Devils Knight  7 months ago

    heard she is pretty good at checkers also

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    Cpeckbourlioux  7 months ago

    In Holland they advertised, “Chicken! The most versatile piece of meat! Chicken!” …with a nice little hummable melody.

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.

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    Cerabooge  7 months ago

    Coming up, a once-in-a-lifetime performance.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    She clucking cracked! Her brains are scrambled!

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Are you afraid of anything?

    What do you mean by that? Do you think I’m a chicken?

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    Bill The Nuke  7 months ago

    Ham and eggs. Chickens are involved but the pig is committed.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Are you totally committed like the pig though?

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    perryed  7 months ago

    The kitchen thing is a one time only happening.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m pretty good at dirt scratching and egg laying.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    She’ll be playing at the Friars Club next.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    I’m really good with drumsticks.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    I can also cross the road, you won’t find any squirrels that say that.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago

    Chicken on its way to getting broiling mad at all his questions.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yes, I taste just like chicken.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  7 months ago

    You can find the chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough.

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    RabbitDad  7 months ago

    I’m very versatile! Everything tastes like me!

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