Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 03, 2023

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    It was only seasonal work anyway.

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    STEPUP  5 months ago

    It’s definitely a growing problem up North!!!

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Wooden toys just aren’t as popular as they once were.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why are gift cards considered less tacky and lazy than giving cash?

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    geese28  5 months ago

    Longest line of the shortest people

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    They might end up on W"elf"are.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    They’ll be left out in the Cold!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Safeway in the USA is the largest seller of gift cards down there. Kroger-Jewel is a close second.

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    Just_Karl  5 months ago

    Now they all realize that that Hermie getting his dentistry license wasn’t so silly after all.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    Gift cards are the pits. I think businesses sell them with the expectation they’ll never be used. (kinda like gym memberships)

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    I fondly look back on the days when I was still carded. ✺◟(•‿•)◞✺

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    What’s the next best job choice for an elf? Shoemaker?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    “If you ever get annoyed,

    Look at me: I’m elf employed.

    I love to work at nothing all day."

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