Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 25, 2024

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    He has no appeel

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    When he leaves in his hot rod, he always peels out.

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    SHIVA  3 months ago

    Yeah, he leaves them laughing when someone steps on him!!!

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    If I were Bernie I would have gone the potassium route.

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    Botulism Bob  3 months ago

    He thinks he has a-peel, but he still impresses nobody.

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    robolt  3 months ago

    Ban an appeal

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    Gent  3 months ago

    He always up to monkey business eh.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Say what is that green one?

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    cdward  3 months ago

    Bananas are a good source of potassium, so take that, you other fruits.

    Oh, and technically not a fruit.

    ANNND, according to MythBusters, not good at making people slip, either!

    I’m so disillusioned.

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    RobinHood  3 months ago

    Which one is Bernie.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    It seems like none of the other fruits in the bowl has a sense of humor.

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    Potamus  3 months ago

    I still love you, Bernana.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Bernie’s full of it….potassium that is

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    EmmettWayne  3 months ago

    I beg to differ. To me, Bernie has a peel.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just had to slip that one in, huh?

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    Bernie should impress someone. He’s the only one with a movie/cartoon career.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    No thank you to the avocado.

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    rgulyash  3 months ago

    besides physical comedy, physical desires

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Bernie has lost his a-peel!

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    Just_Karl  3 months ago

    “They even dropped my name in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, ‘Hercules Goes Bananas.’ And don’t even get me started on how many times the Minions mention me.”

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    I never understood the toaster. I put bread in and in a little bit toast comes out. No idea where the bread goes.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Hey banana, why don’t you split!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    He’s a great source of potassium. Slightly radioactive potassium, I was given a whole-body scan at work and the technician could tell I had just eaten a banana.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Physical comedy, indeed…

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    hooglah  3 months ago

    And a great source of Potassium, Fiber, Vitamin B-6, Vitamin C, and various other healthy compounds. The banana is one of the most healthy fruits (berry) there is.

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    He should have said “I’m radioactive!”

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    thomaso1708  3 months ago

    Oh you slipped up on this one

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    PaulGoes  3 months ago

    He has no a-peel

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    cwg  3 months ago

    He doesn’t fit in with the jam session.

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