In 1968 the Hong Kong flu hit just before Christmas and it was bad enough to close the college for a month. I threw all my stuff in a duffel bag and got a ride back home arriving at 12:30am. I didn’t have my key so when mom answered the door and asked why I was home I told her that I had been kicked out of school. She asked why and I said drugs and the next I know she is going down and I am quickly saying “It’s a joke, I’m still in school”. Needless to say she was thankful but my breakfast the next morning had ‘runny eggs’.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
An arrow escape.
eromlig 3 months ago
He was a wild and crazy boy.
dlkrueger33 3 months ago
Steve Martin as a boy?
Doug K 3 months ago
You’ve got to know you’re audience.
This was not the right audience for this joke.
Darryl Heine 3 months ago
Must have inspired Steve Martin’s WILD AND CRAZY routine?
Munch 3 months ago
Seems like a win.
James Deveney Premium Member 3 months ago
In 1968 the Hong Kong flu hit just before Christmas and it was bad enough to close the college for a month. I threw all my stuff in a duffel bag and got a ride back home arriving at 12:30am. I didn’t have my key so when mom answered the door and asked why I was home I told her that I had been kicked out of school. She asked why and I said drugs and the next I know she is going down and I am quickly saying “It’s a joke, I’m still in school”. Needless to say she was thankful but my breakfast the next morning had ‘runny eggs’.
HOTLOTUS1 3 months ago
the bent arrow was a TELL tale sign
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Look up Danny Kaye “William Tell and Son” online for a hilarious sketch.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Now he has to Tell dad.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Historians know that William Tell and his son were in a bowling league. But because no records were kept nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
tee929 3 months ago
The ‘William Tell Overture’ was originally the ‘William Tell hovering over his dead mother’s body Overture’.
ArcticFox Premium Member 3 months ago
It was no joke to Gessler.