Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 13, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    An arrow escape.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    He was a wild and crazy boy.

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    dlkrueger33  3 months ago

    Steve Martin as a boy?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    You’ve got to know you’re audience.

    This was not the right audience for this joke.

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    Must have inspired Steve Martin’s WILD AND CRAZY routine?

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    Munch  3 months ago

    Seems like a win.

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    James Deveney Premium Member 3 months ago

    In 1968 the Hong Kong flu hit just before Christmas and it was bad enough to close the college for a month. I threw all my stuff in a duffel bag and got a ride back home arriving at 12:30am. I didn’t have my key so when mom answered the door and asked why I was home I told her that I had been kicked out of school. She asked why and I said drugs and the next I know she is going down and I am quickly saying “It’s a joke, I’m still in school”. Needless to say she was thankful but my breakfast the next morning had ‘runny eggs’.

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    HOTLOTUS1  3 months ago

    the bent arrow was a TELL tale sign

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Look up Danny Kaye “William Tell and Son” online for a hilarious sketch.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Now he has to Tell dad.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Historians know that William Tell and his son were in a bowling league. But because no records were kept nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.

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    tee929  3 months ago

    The ‘William Tell Overture’ was originally the ‘William Tell hovering over his dead mother’s body Overture’.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 3 months ago

    It was no joke to Gessler.

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