Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 09, 2003
"Have you heard about the latest reality-based TV show? It's called 'cannibal.'" "A group of people go to an island and compete to see who is last to be voted off." "The winner gets $1 million and the usual notoriety." "Why do they call it 'cannibal'?" "The winner gets eaten by cannibals." "It was only a matter of time."