Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 30, 2005
"Darlene's getting married in Mexico. Why do people throw these exotic weddings?" "You're just bitter." "Why? Because Darlene is marrying someone else? Because I haven't found someone to love?" "I wouldn't call that bitter, my taller, more-handsome-than-me friend." "Don't forget less bitter."