Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 09, 2005
"Where have you been?" "I met this woman. She was incredible." MENU "Really? Tell me." "She's the saleswoman at Computer Villa. She's a dominatrix." "Oh no." "It was amazing. She told me what to buy. She called my old technology obsolete!" "Time to check you into a home." "Where's Sadie? I need to be spanked with my phone."