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Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 13, 2010
Dan says, "You've got to get on board with celebrity endorsements. People love your voice. They trust it." Sadie says, "Bite me." Dan says, "Okay, then we'll find someone else to dupe your pathetic audience, sell them stuff they don't need and make them feel deep regret." Sadie says, "Hold on." Sadie says, "You never mentioned spiritual benefits." Dan says, "I didn't want to play this card." Sadie says, "To think of the shame I could inflict."