Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 16, 2010
Rudy says, "Can you keep a secret?" Randy says, "I'm a lockbox." Rudy says, "Lip balm." Randy says, "That's not a secret." Rudy says, "My New Year's resolution was to not lose this lip balm all year. I've kept this one for two months already, a personal record. But you gotta keep this a secret 'cause the evil-doers will try to... Randy?" Randy says, "I just thought you should know." Sadie says, "Very interesting. I'll need tongs and night-vision goggles."