Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 16, 2011
Boy says, "Why did your girlfriend break up with you?" Rudy says, "She said we weren't right together. There was nothing I could do about it." Boy says, "Did you try saying, 'please'?" Rudy says, "What?" Boy says, "If you really want something, it helps to say please." Boy says, "Then fall down and do a fake cry and blame your little brother." Rudy says, "Go on. I'm listening."