Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 15, 2011
Dear Sadie, How old are you? -Mohammed *(Actual Reader Letter) Sadie says, "86." Rudy says, "Huh?" Rudy says, "You're not going on a rant about the offensive nature of the question, or telling some mindless story about something that happened forever ago with some fetching politician?" Sadie says, "Implicit." Rudy says, "Not fair. We're feeling deprived of venom!" Ask Sadie at Rudy@Rudypark.com, get surprised.