Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 18, 2011
We've got news. There's been a change at the top, the very, very top, for a decade, this fine feature- beloved by millions and zillions of fans- was syndicated and distributed by United Media. No more. After one of those fancy business consolidations, it now is distributed and syndicated by a company called Universal Press Syndicate. And we couldn't be more thrilled. Let's hear it for the new company: Rudy says, "I'm texting." Randy says, "Not now, it's mirror-time." Sadie says, "Bite me, universal press. Bunch of meatheads!" Such an adorable lot. They're all thrilled. They look forward to an exciting new chapter. Sadie says, "We do not." Rudy says, "Change terrifies us!"