What was that.
Could it be... A murderer?!
thud thud Thud...
It's all over.
I'm too young to die.
December 04, 2018
January 17, 2018
That’s why you always take kitty cat to bed with you. Kitty cat is good protection.
This is why I bought a gun, or at least I thought I bought a gun. More like a thing that makes me sweep and clear my house, and I also have to treat like a baby.
(Yeah, I know. But it’s still a funny bit.)
Beware, for the cat controls all fears. None are safe at night. Except on Wednesday. Everyone is safe on Wednesdays.