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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 13, 2014
August 12, 2014
August 14, 2014
Transcript:
The mean date-free path is given by the inhabited volume of Earth, divided by my cross-sectional area multiplied by square root times the number of potential mates. This explanation for your lack of dates only works if we assume you're an ideal gas molecule. I'm small and nobody's attracted to me. Carry on then. Thank you.
niaje almost 9 years ago
hi zach just joined your comic. love it.
scyphi26 almost 9 years ago
Can’t argue that, I guess.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
If you start with the assumption that you’re unattractive because you’re an ideal gas molecule, then why bother with any further explanation?