Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 12, 2014

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    It does.They weren’t close anyway though.There was already a bit of tension.

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    Valis616  about 9 years ago

    I always say “Santa” instead of “Jesus” when I use an expletive. They are both figments of peoples’ imagination after all. One imaginary magical being is just as good as the other!

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    emptc12  about 9 years ago

    No doubt Herman Melville got a bruise or knot somewhere from the missus when he wrote, “I must say a few words about this enterprising wife of mine. Her maxim is, ‘Whatever is, is wrong; and what is more, must be altered; and what is still more, must be altered right away.’”

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago

    It’s like “My God!” They’re praying for their souls that are endangered by the immorality present.

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    ElRay  about 9 years ago

    Maybe because you’re thinking only about the U.S. which is Christian dominated. The rest of the world doesn’t use Jesus (pronounced “Hey Zeus!”) as an explicative.

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    Banjo Evans  about 9 years ago

    it was the brandi talking. And by the brandi, I mean my stripper GF “Brandi.”

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    hawgowar  about 9 years ago

    Lady Astor to Churchill: “If I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.”

    Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

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