Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 12, 2014
Do you ever wonder what happened after a famous quote was spoken? Mister Churchill, you're drunk. Madam, you are ugly. But, tomorrow, I will be sober. Jesus! Why... why would you say that? Why would you say that in front of everyone ?!?! I'm sorry, Bessie please don't cry. God, I hope this doesn't make things weird between us.