Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 14, 2014
Zortran, do you ever wonder if it's all just meaningless? What's meaningless? It's like... Wait, really? You don't have that word? It's a big deal over here. No. It's a good word? What does it do? It's sort of like... What if you aren't import? You know... To the universe. Wait... So humans have a word to refer to the idea that it'd be really sad if all reality work focused on them individually? Kinda, yeah. We call that megalomania. Well, you don't have to be a jerk about it.