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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 16, 2014
"If you could stack all the money owed by the world's governments, the stack would become unstable before it got five meters high." "If you were traveling through space near the speed of light you would observe yourself suffocating. Then you would stop observing." "If you could arrange all of your neurons axon to axon in a straight line, you would literally be dead." Mom! I hate this book! You'll thank me when you're older.
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I you could harness all the energy wasted in whining, you would never again have to purchase fuel to heat your home, power your appliances or energize your vehicle.