Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 01, 2015
Welcome to our morale booster program. Due to low morale, sales are down. Because sales are down, we've been unable to pay for a proper morale boost program, so we'll need you to come in on weekends to design it. Isn't that a vicious cycle? Oh! That reminds me. From now on you'll need to generate your own electricity.