Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2015

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    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    Or a cat city planner: “Litter box, non-litter box but comfortable, the place to eat at before going to the litter box.”

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    emptc12  over 9 years ago

    Okay, Zach. You might as well let the whole Cat issue out of the bag. So-called domesticated felines are part of a highly advanced race of beings spread throughout the Universe. This explains the presence of “dark matter.” Dark matter is an accumulation of their hairballs and kitty litter over eons. And Earth is where they send their indolent decadents to live in lavish languor. We humans are their cat toys.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    How about meat-but-toxic? Or meat-but-tough-enough-to-kick-your-ass?

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