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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 06, 2015
What's the matter honey? Nothing. It's clearly not nothing. Even empty space has vacuum energy. So nothing is a stupid thing to say. God, if you had even a rudimentary knowledge of particle physics, it'd be obvious. Okay. Fine. I'm upset by how you talk down to me all the time. Oh... Oh honey, that's not nothing. That's negligible look it up.
“I talk down to you because 75% of your vocabulary is one-syllable words. Everything about you is negligible. If you want, I can explain what that means in one-syllable words…”