Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 15, 2015
March 14, 2015
March 16, 2015
Why do you feel your mother never loved you? Because she programmed me to feel that she never loved me so psychoanalysis students could practice on me. Too fast. Unrealistic. You need to be more reticent. Nothing I do is good enough for you!
If only the robot could extract from its pocket a monocle, to lend a cultured and educated air to its responses.