Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 25, 2015
Wooooooooooo! Who are you?! Your ghost. Oh my goo... Wait. I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost? In the future, you invent a time machine, then go back to fix your teen years. But teenage you is a really bad driver, so he runs over future you. Future you becomes ghost you. Ghost you finds teenage you really annoying, so ghost you wait until teenage you becomes present you for making contact. So... What do you want? You must avenge my death. Build a time machine and go kill teenage us. But... If I kill him, we both cease to exist. Remember when he asked a girl out through a KFC drive-thru window, and he thought she said yes, but she was actually talking to the next customer about available coleslaw sizes? We will make him pay.