Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 13, 2015
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From now on, all army guys have to use ninja stars for fighting. Only ninja stars. Oh, or double-swords. Y'know, like to swords but they're stuck together? Ironically, President Billy presided over the greatest era of peace in history.
Absolutely. I think that the socialists would take advantage of the power vacuum and establish a global state and the Islamists would quietly disappear in the night, but only because the dream of a perfected world and universal hope and prosperity made their war superfluous.