Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 18, 2015
Where do babies come from? The stork! When mommies and daddies want a baby, they inject a stork with their parasitic larva. Storks body nourishes the larva as it matures. Intel, one day, a baby burst forth from the storks distended abdomen. Just tell him the truth, Agnes. He's too young to learn about sex.