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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 23, 2015
Optimist If we educate people enough, they'll stop believing in astrology. Pessimist People will always believe in stupid things. It's just a burden of existence. Opportunist... And for just ten thousand dollars, our proprietary blend of foil and aluminum will deflect the harmful zodiac waves discovered by quantum science. Only $10
An optimist sees the glass as half full.The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.The opportunist is selling the glasses and water.I want to be an opportunist.