Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 09, 2016
Oh! Look at that! It's a time capsule from back when I was a boy. Let's open it! What's this? That's called a newspaper. People used to read news on paper! And this? That is a T Rex femur. They used to attack a lot, but we were tougher back then. And this? That's a brain-chip. They put those in kids so they'd grow up as mega-geniuses. I got two, right before they ran out of them. Wowwwww! Hey, what were you digging at 3AM last night? Respect.