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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 03, 2016
Thanks for your lunch-money, dork. I'll show you! I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures! When I go home, I'm gonna bio-print a copy. It'll be exactly like you... It'll move, think, feel. Yes... And my oh my, it won't be scared when it realizes it's in a sealed glass cage, naked, without food or water. And just as its air becomes too carbonic... Just as it begins to suffocate on its own emissions... I'll whisper, you're going to die now, because the real version of you wouldn't return my lunch money. Please have pity! Please! Knowledge is power!
In my experience, the kind of bullies who will physically threaten you are generally too stupid to understand that level of retribution.