Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 03, 2018

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    I think I have the beginnings of a decent business plan. I’ll call the company “We’ll do the stuff people with morals and a sense of taste won’t, but it’ll cost you.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How is she going to do all that when she has been dead for several years?

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We have an apple tree out back. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my wife.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    I say just leave me in the woods for the critters to eat, but She says she won’t do it; maybe I can sell Her on this one.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    Dad said years ago that he’d like to be buried, unembalmed, in a plain pine box with an acorn on his chest.

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    You’re just supposed to tell her “Sure, honey. Whatever you want.” Then when she’s dead, do what you want. She won’t be able to stop you.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    A 6’ pile of tree mulch will completely compost a body, odorlessly, in 4-6 months.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    You don’t eat cider, silly.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s interesting. I just dumped my mother’s ashes into the Salish Sea.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  over 5 years ago

    I’m going to be buried at sea and come back as sushi!

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