I think I have the beginnings of a decent business plan. I’ll call the company “We’ll do the stuff people with morals and a sense of taste won’t, but it’ll cost you.”
How is she going to do all that when she has been dead for several years?
We have an apple tree out back. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my wife.
I say just leave me in the woods for the critters to eat, but She says she won’t do it; maybe I can sell Her on this one.
Dad said years ago that he’d like to be buried, unembalmed, in a plain pine box with an acorn on his chest.
You’re just supposed to tell her “Sure, honey. Whatever you want.” Then when she’s dead, do what you want. She won’t be able to stop you.
A 6’ pile of tree mulch will completely compost a body, odorlessly, in 4-6 months.
You don’t eat cider, silly.
That’s interesting. I just dumped my mother’s ashes into the Salish Sea.
I’m going to be buried at sea and come back as sushi!
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Ida No about 5 years ago
I think I have the beginnings of a decent business plan. I’ll call the company “We’ll do the stuff people with morals and a sense of taste won’t, but it’ll cost you.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
How is she going to do all that when she has been dead for several years?
John Wiley Premium Member about 5 years ago
We have an apple tree out back. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my wife.
Cozmik Cowboy about 5 years ago
I say just leave me in the woods for the critters to eat, but She says she won’t do it; maybe I can sell Her on this one.
Kip W about 5 years ago
Dad said years ago that he’d like to be buried, unembalmed, in a plain pine box with an acorn on his chest.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
You’re just supposed to tell her “Sure, honey. Whatever you want.” Then when she’s dead, do what you want. She won’t be able to stop you.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
A 6’ pile of tree mulch will completely compost a body, odorlessly, in 4-6 months.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
You don’t eat cider, silly.
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
That’s interesting. I just dumped my mother’s ashes into the Salish Sea.
Fuzzy Kombu about 5 years ago
I’m going to be buried at sea and come back as sushi!