I think I have the beginnings of a decent business plan. I’ll call the company “We’ll do the stuff people with morals and a sense of taste won’t, but it’ll cost you.”
How is she going to do all that when she has been dead for several years?
We have an apple tree out back. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my wife.
I say just leave me in the woods for the critters to eat, but She says she won’t do it; maybe I can sell Her on this one.
Dad said years ago that he’d like to be buried, unembalmed, in a plain pine box with an acorn on his chest.
You’re just supposed to tell her “Sure, honey. Whatever you want.” Then when she’s dead, do what you want. She won’t be able to stop you.
A 6’ pile of tree mulch will completely compost a body, odorlessly, in 4-6 months.
You don’t eat cider, silly.
That’s interesting. I just dumped my mother’s ashes into the Salish Sea.
I’m going to be buried at sea and come back as sushi!
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