Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 19, 2018

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    hawgowar  about 5 years ago

    He who holdeth his virile member while he maketh water is one of the seven hateful types of men.

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    Ida No  about 5 years ago

    Santa is a perv. Want to see his browser cache?

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Yeah, said by a guy who comes out of a chimney.

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    Nyckname  about 5 years ago

    “Only shake it twice! Any more than that is for pleasure, and there will be none of that in this platoon!”

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Like so much of the Christian mythology, the idea of masturbation being inherently “evil” has nothing to do with it being evil, or even bad, and everything to do with intimidation and control of the individual – which is the basic purpose of nearly every religion. Growing up, I was taught that “self-abuse” was inherently evil, as was homosexuality, but literally NO ONE could adequately explain WHY without lapsing into mystical religious mumbo-jumbo!

    Needless to say, my rationalization was to just not tell anyone that I did it. If you don’t get caught then you aren’t guilty – right?

    This philosophy obviously led me to become a Republican in my early adulthood, but that’s a whole ’nother story.

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