Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 29, 2020

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    Algolei I  about 3 years ago

    “You have tuberculosis.”

    “Wait, I think I filled out the form wrong.”

    “No, too late, you have tuberculosis.”

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    The Old Wolf  about 3 years ago

    I have a medical degree from the University of Google.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I never knew how many diseases I had until I started googling my aches and pains.

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    Come up, come up, one and all!

    Place your bets and spin the ball

    On the big wheel of disease roulette,

    Close your eyes and see what you get. (Please wash your hands when you’re done.)

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    LOLBeth  about 3 years ago

    But it’s never lupus.

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    455634  about 3 years ago

    Aunts tend to send those articles around.

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