Ugh. They're replacing human doctors with medical analysis machines. Why is that bad? I take it you've never consulted the Internet for medical advice. Later... It's almost certainly just stress or a cold. Okay, good. But hey, maybe it's cancer too.
Algolei I about 3 years ago
“You have tuberculosis.”
“Wait, I think I filled out the form wrong.”
“No, too late, you have tuberculosis.”
The Old Wolf about 3 years ago
I have a medical degree from the University of Google.
Radish the wordsmith Premium Member about 3 years ago
I never knew how many diseases I had until I started googling my aches and pains.
Ida No about 3 years ago
Come up, come up, one and all!
Place your bets and spin the ball
On the big wheel of disease roulette,
Close your eyes and see what you get. (Please wash your hands when you’re done.)
LOLBeth about 3 years ago
But it’s never lupus.
455634 about 3 years ago
Aunts tend to send those articles around.