Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 08, 2022

Again huh…

Yyyyyep.

It’s important, when keeping any wild creature in captivity, to recreate its natural habitat as closely as possible. Just remember to provide a cooler full of cheap-ass beer in the enclosure next time.

Well they are on a love seat.

Ennui as aphrodisiac.

Why did I read that in Sir David Attenborough’s voice? :)

Great. Boredom kids. Just what we need.

Billy Pilgrim and Montana Wildhack, kept together as a mating pair in the human exhibit on the planet Tralfamadore, provide examples of terrestrial reproductive activity to curious zoo visitors there. (“Slaughterhouse-Five,” Kurt Vonnegut) All the Aliens provide on the TV are “Gilligan’s Island” reruns.