Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2023

“Never have a competent girl do a job that a boy can screw up in a way that results in newspaper headlines that start with ‘Florida man…’.”

Not to mention the phrase, “Hold my chardonnay and watch this!” just doesn’t have the same impact. When you hear a guy say “Hold my beer & watch this!”…you know an impact is gonna happen.

Women using poison to kill their husbands and female rivals was quite a fashion during the Renaissance.

“Giulia Tofana killed hundreds of men in 17th-century Italy when she turned her makeup business into a poison factory, selling a deadly concoction called Aqua Tofana, thought to have been laced with arsenic, lead, and belladonna….”

https://medium.com/@editors_91459/meet-the-woman-who-poisoned-makeup-to-help-over-600-women-murder-their-husbands-cfb03929c36d

Efficiency is so boring…

Showmanship is important.

Am I the only one here who isn’t worried that there may be no one there to avenge my death?

Shield maiden.

Obviously, he’s never heard of the anime series Claymore.