Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 26, 2023

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    Ida No  10 months ago

    “Never have a competent girl do a job that a boy can screw up in a way that results in newspaper headlines that start with ‘Florida man…’.”

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    TonysSon  10 months ago

    Not to mention the phrase, “Hold my chardonnay and watch this!” just doesn’t have the same impact. When you hear a guy say “Hold my beer & watch this!”…you know an impact is gonna happen.

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    Women using poison to kill their husbands and female rivals was quite a fashion during the Renaissance.

    “Giulia Tofana killed hundreds of men in 17th-century Italy when she turned her makeup business into a poison factory, selling a deadly concoction called Aqua Tofana, thought to have been laced with arsenic, lead, and belladonna….”

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    prrdh  10 months ago

    Efficiency is so boring…

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    Buoy  10 months ago

    Showmanship is important.

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    saywhatwhat  10 months ago

    Am I the only one here who isn’t worried that there may be no one there to avenge my death?

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    willie_mctell  10 months ago

    Shield maiden.

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    NWdryad  10 months ago

    Obviously, he’s never heard of the anime series Claymore.

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