Chicken: A pet rock! How delightfully cheesy!
Rock: I'll be here thousands of years after you die.
Start laughing, these are the yolks, folks, these are the yolks.
If I had a hammer….
That rock with eyes remind me of a coconutfrom Baud Town chat bulletin board system (BBS) days back in the early 1990s/90s: http://pastie.org/4378746