Ultimate staring contest: Ninja versus Chuck Norris
Ninja: Made you blink!
Chuck Norris: I was just squinting with rage!
Yetis quake with fear when they discover Chuck Norris footprints in the snow.
Q: Why does Chuck Norris use his fists and feet?A: Because he couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag.
Chuck Norris CAN change the laws of physics…. with his Fists! ; ))
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.