Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 05, 2012

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    rocketscientist  almost 10 years ago

    Yetis quake with fear when they discover Chuck Norris footprints in the snow.

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    runar  almost 10 years ago

    Q: Why does Chuck Norris use his fists and feet?A: Because he couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag.

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    ProfessorKid  almost 10 years ago

    Chuck Norris CAN change the laws of physics…. with his Fists! ; ))

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    tiny dancer  almost 10 years ago

    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.

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    WaffleMonster42  almost 7 years ago

    Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

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