Chicken: Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
Worm: Can't tomorrow be the first day of the rest of my life?
Chicken: Um...I guess...
Worm: I'm kinda busy today.
“Life is what happens while you’re busy doing other things.” – John Lennon
Procrastinating your own death.
I thought I started the rest of my life yesterday.Why do I have to start again?