Chicken: What are you writing about me in your little notebook?
Therapist: This? Oh this isn't about you. While you're talking, I like to zone out and write dirty limericks.
OK, I’ll start you off:.There was a bright chook from Towoomba…..Now go and look it up and supply the next line. I imagine more replies from Australia than elsewhere.
Come on you lot….finish the limerick for us.
His Columbian dancingWas performance-enhancing….
There once was a Dr. named Freud. With whom his patients became quite annoyed. For all that it ook, to write in his book, is something that I can;t rhyme with the first two stanzas with