Chicken: Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
Worm: Yesterday is the last day of your life so far!
Chicken: Are you mocking me?
Worm: Tomorrow is 3 days after the penultimate day of your life so far!
Never argue with your dinner.
When all my troubles seemed so far away.
Just eat that pesky worm! That’ll learn ’em
Tomorrow is 5 days after the preantepenultimate day of your life.