Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 14, 2013
Chicken: Vader's my dad? What gives, Kenobi? Kenobi: ...well... when he became Darth Vader... um... the good man who was your father ceased to be... so I told you the truth, from a certain point of view. Chicken: A certain point of view?! Kenobi: And I chopped his legs off. Did I mention that?