Chicken: This oedipal complex stuff creeps me out. What else you got?
Doctor: I've got another paper about how awesome cocaine is.
Chicken: Never mind.
Is that a psychiatrist?
Siggy Freud in the house! Though cocaine was good for what ailed you. Self-medicated for years. Quit when it stopped being fun.
Mother ,, i want to snort coke with you … Father…i want to smoke crack with you