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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 06, 2015
How to survive a team building activity: Tip#3: Take as many bathroom breaks as possible, just to hide out. When you return from the bathroom, let out a loud sigh, as though you have just finished arm-wrestling an angry grizzly bear. Chicken: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH...
Ida No almost 8 years ago
And remember to put the padlock back on the port-a-potty door when you leave so no one else can pull the same trick.
emptc12 almost 8 years ago
At our place, the bathroom stalls are a favorite hide-out from work. But you can’t do anything about it, really. Doesn’t anybody do their No. 2 at home? Sometimes the sounds coming from there sound as if from a constipated grizzly bear. And count on it: many of those people go straight out the door without washing their hands. Grrr. I don’t shake hands anymore, I fist-bump.
ant almost 8 years ago
I want to see a bear and chicken arm-wrestle, and read Cluck newspapers!
John Falstaff almost 8 years ago
Ant Dude, wouldn’t a bear and a chicken have to arm/wing wrestle? And I love “Cluck”—best chicken-related journalism around! But I bet a bear would rather read “Grrr!” or “The Daily Picnic Basket.”
pcolli almost 8 years ago
Doesn’t the team go to the bathroom together?