Boss: We need the job done well and we need it done quickly.
Chicken: How can I do both?
Chicken: So the usual: I'll do it not-so-well and slightly late?
Boss: “Make it ‘not so bad’ and ‘not so behind schedule’ and we’ll be golden.”
You want it done right? You want it done fast? You want it done cheap? Where do you think you are? In a comic strip?
The boss says not to do it so slowly that it doesn’t get done, but don’t do it so fast that you make a lot of mistakes. He says that we need to do it “half fast”.