Tree: Pirates?! Well, shiver me timber! Get it?
No one likes a smart alec. It’s better to just be as dumb as a 2×4.
He just got a new job as the main mast.
The smart-aleck tree isn’t dead, he’s just pinin’ for the fjords.
That tree was thick as two short planks. I wonder if they made him walk himself?
:) → :(
The return of Happy Land!