The Amazing Sloth-man
I guess the “man” part accounts for the unhappy face.
The hardest part of being Sloth-Man was the 3 weeks he spend getting bitten by a radioactive sloth.
My typos fill me with shame.
Apparently he is too much of a sloth to even cling onto something.
He doesn’t catch crooks by chasing them. He just reduces their interest by depriving them of the thrill of the hunt.
I’ll say he’s a sloth. He hasn’t upgraded to a flat panel television yet.