Chicken: What's the secret to happiness, happy bear?
Happy Bear: Heightened dopamine levels, which I maintain through a strict regimen of exercise, insomnia, and cocaine.
It is said that birds cannot tolerate cocaine. There’s something to do with their high metabolic rate. They take instead a stronger variety called cuckoocaine.
Ida No over 7 years ago
And for my sources, I usually consult Dopey.
carlosrivers over 7 years ago
like george carlin said, doc was a connection…
ant over 7 years ago
:)
John Falstaff over 7 years ago
“OOOooooh … DOPAMINE! [drool]”
emptc12 over 7 years ago
It is said that birds cannot tolerate cocaine. There’s something to do with their high metabolic rate. They take instead a stronger variety called cuckoocaine.