Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 27, 2016

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    OR…Or, finish that glass of wine, and the glass in your friend’s hand, and try again.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Encourage the other person to talk, and act like they’re interesting.They’ll think you’re a marvelous conversationalist.

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    ant  over 7 years ago


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    emptc12  over 7 years ago

    If it’s a female, say right off the bat, “Criticism completes me.” She’ll think you’re “a keeper.” (I wish that was original.)

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    Ahh…my wine has a dense core of black cherry and a hint of plums and a cigar box.

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