Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 11, 2017
The Three Laws of Manager Robotics 1: A robot manager may not injure an employee, or allow an employee to come to harm, unless it is in the best interests of the company. 2. A robot manager must obey all orders given to it by the company. Boss: "delete all employee bonuses"? Okey doke. 3. A robot manager must protect its own existence at all costs. Boss: I want to be the most essential employee at this company. So I'm going to fire everybody else. Please clean out your desks.