Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 08, 2017
What to do when you see a bear. If the bear is far away... leave. If the bear is nearby... make lots of noise. If the bear is really, really close... speak to it in a shooting voice. If the bear attacks because it's startled... roll into a ball and remain still. If the bear attacks because it's hungry... run! Climb a tree! Throw rocks at it! Anything goes! If the bear is eating a salmon... try suggesting a Louis Jadot Gevrey-Chambertin Pinot Noir 2009 as an appropriate wine pairing.